How I shocked the locals!!!

There was an air of anticipation as we set off at day break on Saturday morning for our first market stall at the Artist Market. The weather looked a bit dubious but even though we did get a light drizzle early in the morning, it fined up to be a gorgeous sunny and warm afternoon.

With the market tent erected and shabby bunting strung up, it was time to unpack my wares.


My intention is to sell a mixture of beachy and shabby items both sewn and painted but with such short notice I had to go with something that was quick this time - a few painted canvases and a big batch of shabby faux cupcakes and truffles.

This is when we 'shocked the locals'!!!
Those cakes caused a stir and a fair bit of controversy.

This was the general gist of conversations as potential customers flowed in to buy what they thought were real cupcakes...
Lady: They look so yummy.
Me: they are faux cakes
Lady: What foam cakes?
Me: No, faux cakes, pretend, fake.
Lady: Can you eat them?
Me: No, they are not real.
Lady: so what do you do with them?
Me: they are for decoration. Perhaps in your kitchen or dining room.
Lady: Why, if you can't eat them?

Now repeat that conversation over and over again and you pretty much get the feel for our first hour or so at the market. If nothing else it kept my fellow neighbouring stall holders amused. Then Laura from the stall next to us suggested that we needed a big sign about our fake cakes. 'Fake Cakes'... yeah, that pretty much summed it up. Certainly not as classy as faux cakes but it stated the obvious. So we sent hubs back home to get a large blank canvas and black marker and whipped up this sign...


At least with the sign I didn't have to keep repeating the same conversation, but still everyone had questions. We were very good humoured about it and some of the reactions actually had us chuckling.


Then every so often from out of the crowd there would be a shriek of delight as someone recognised that I had faux cupcakes - yay. We did make a few sales but not what we are used to. Our previous market experience for 5 years at Yarra Glen Craft Market in Victoria had us swamped by customers trying to buy as we were unpacking the boxes. AAhhh... this city girl is still adjusting to country life!! At least we can laugh about this episode and prepare something more conventional for our next market date in December.

I have to admit, my new recipe for faux cuppies is very life like, so little wonder people were fooled.

So my first market at The Artist Market wasn't exactly lucrative but I did have a fantastic day.

I've spent the past 8 weeks here unpacking, renovating, getting everyone settled into new schools, activities etc. and I've had little chance to meet new people. Of those I have met, while they were nice and friendly, none were quite like me. They didn't get me like my art/craft/blogging friends do.
Then....
I met the market stall holder community. In amongst the vibrant, energised, almost hippyish atmosphere of a beach side village market, with the constant melodic beat of local musicians and the tantalising aromas from the vegetarian BBQ, I found new FRIENDS. Just being amongst these incredibly creative and talented artisans filled me with joy.

I met the lovely
Melissa from Moochi Moo who actually knew what faux cakes were and even purchased a few. Melissa sent Kylie from Earlybird Creations down to check out my cakes too. Kylie makes the most divine resin jewellery and she is a blogger too. Oh... and I have it on good authority that Santa is buying my Christmas present from her stall. If you want to see a bit of what I am getting, be sure to visit her etsy store.

BUT... the best part about doing the market was meeting Justine from Jayswear. Talk about a kindred spirit. The cosmos had really looked after me putting our stalls side by side. Right from the moment we started talking (about THOSE cakes of course) we hit it off. We had so many shared life experiences, children the same age and at the same school, city girls forging a new life in paradise. We spent the whole 7 hours talking, laughing, talking, planning etc. Justine has just started preparation for a website and needs some help. I've offered to share what I know and lets face it.... it's really just another opportunity to talk and laugh some more. [giggle]



Anyhoo.... the market was quite an experience that turned out to be better than expected for all the wrong reasons. I managed to shock the local community, who just weren't ready for my faux cakes. I leave you now with the best comment made on the day. (There were so many funny remarks so it's hard to pick the best one, but this one still makes me laugh out loud).

After having the whole 'they're not real' conversation with this gentleman he goes on to say...
Man: They're not real then.
Me: Nope
Man: Are you here next month?
Me: Yes
Man: Are you bringing the real ones then?
Me: (with a giggle and doing my best Dawn French/Vicar of Dibley impersonation) No, just these silly non edible ones I'm afraid!!

Okay, I'm off now to whip up some more of those incredibly silly, useless, what are they for, 'fake cakes' for my web store that will be open tomorrow.
Hugs ~ Kerryanne